Laws of Existence

identified by the LFTSCoUA


There are only 200 people on this planet.

Inanimate objects have migratory properties. When they leave your possession they travel through the universe in an ellipse, and the exit and re-entry point is under the front seat of your car. If you do not own a car, ask your friends who do to check under their front seats, just in case.

If you are in motion, another object will be traveling in the direction and at the rate of speed to arrive at your destination seconds before you would have, had said object not reached it first. (Short version:  Things get in the way.)

The calendar year is elliptical. That’s why it moves slowly in spring and fall and speeds up in the summer and during the winter holidays. (Identified by Fellow Buddy David)

The worse you treat a person, the more that person desires you. (Identified by Relationship Expert Patricia A. Peabody)

There is no such thing as love. There is only amore. And if you’re in amore, you are a short drive (or plummet) away from amore hell.

Turn on any 60s-70s oldies station and Creedence Clearwater Revival will play within seven songs.

Did I leave one out? Let me know.

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